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About me REDNECK COMPUTER LINGO "Hard Drive"-------Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. "Keyboard"---------Place to hang your truck/tractor keys. "Window"-----------Place in the truck to hang your guns. "Floppy"-----------When you run out of Polygrip. "Modem"------------How you get rid of dandelions. "ROM"--------------Delicious when you mix it with coca-cola. "Byte"-------------First words in a kiss-off phrase. "Reboot"-----------What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. "Network"----------Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line. "Mouse"------------Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. "LAN"--------------To borrow as in, "Hey Bubba! LAN me your truck." "Cursor"-----------What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend." "Bit"--------------A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." "Digital Control"--What yore fingers do on the TV remote. "Packet"-----------What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. | ||
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